• person: cursing isn't very ladylike you know.
• me: does it look like i give a fuck.

fleurtings:

whenthesuspenderscomeoff:

it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard

#i always think about that tbh i mean my vagina is able to handle a fucking baby passing through it #try to fit a baby in your balls dickhead

s0tc:

there’s only so much socializing i can handle before i get exhausted and just start getting annoyed of everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself up in my room and play video games or go on the computer

wunderbar2:

instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack.

robbstark:

same, arya. same.

• Josh Hutcherson: Could you-
• Me: Yes.

liripot:

you know them moments when you look in the mirror and you think holy shit that’s me  because for some reason it feels like the person you’re looking at in the mirror is an unfamiliar stranger and you begin thinking about how you’re a person on a planet in a solar system in a galaxy in a universe and for a few minutes you ponder the origin and the meaning of existence and then shrug and return to your computer

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

"You just do it. You force yourself to get up. You force yourself to put one foot before the other, and, God damn it, you refuse to let it get to you. You fight. You cry. You curse, then you go about the business of living. That’s how I’ve done it. There’s no other way."

• ticket holder at the movie theater: enjoy your movie
• me: thanks you too